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Showing posts with label handyman. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

They Won't Take My "MAN Card" Today!!!!


I'm the first to admit that I'm not much of a "Mr. Fix-It."

While I may be relatively proficient at balancing a checkbook, wrapping presents or writing a mediocre blog - when it comes to "handy man" type activities, I'm anything but handy.

I simply don't know what tools to use for which job. I blame my chronic "Black & Decker" dyslexia on my dad, whom I observed on more than one occasion stirring paint with a screwdriver and pounding nails with a nearby crescent wrench. To my shame I mimicked his mis-modeled behavior.

But not today.

Today I installed a showerhead (see inserted photo as proof) that actually works - without leaking!!!